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Maybe I am maybelline
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
when you flawlessly execute an insult
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
when u dont reply to someone and post on social media
is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level
that’s it that’s the whole story
My sim got grounded, and after she was let off the hook, she kept on walking like this EVERYWHERE.