webbabe:

a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay 

eridick-amporna:

khdpuppetmaru:

shitroughdrafts:

Happy Birthday Harry Potter! (and J.K. Rowling)

I’m LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD J.K. NO J.K. SToP

I’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS KIND OF JOY BEFORE.

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

taco-bell-rey:

"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

d0nn0:

'come out and see me'image

'i'll buy you food'image

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

humorous-blog:

jackblogguy:

dennys:

Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy lifehacks flaphacks.
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!

what the fuck dennys

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humorous-blog:

jackblogguy:

dennys:

Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy lifehacks flaphacks.

Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!

what the fuck dennys

bunnylovesbass:

quantum-immortal:

oh-yes-it-was-worth-it:

Wtf

they have the ability to change their skin coloration and texture on command

Aliens

bunnylovesbass:

quantum-immortal:

oh-yes-it-was-worth-it:

Wtf

they have the ability to change their skin coloration and texture on command

Aliens

shuckl:


I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS PICTURE

shuckl:

I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS PICTURE